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Discussion in 'The SP Shack' started by inflatablecube, May 15, 2014.

  1. inflatablecube

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    To win the prize of X3: terran conflict
    People must comment the best jokes they can think of.
    The winner will be decided on Saturday at 8pm GMT(+0)
    Have fun :p
     
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  2. 1Day2Die

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    Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off?


    everywhere




    i think its pretty hilarious. I like those kinda jokes.
     
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  3. Savaloy

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    I made a joke in chemistry - - - BUT THERE WAS NO REACTION! :lol:
     
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  4. leolama

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    What do penguins do when they need to make a decision?

    They flipper coin. Lol >:)
     
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  5. Rowan

    Rowan I've done some questionable things.
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    What did the forums say to Rowan?

    You just got the 8000 post in the Member's Lounge.

    Hahahahha.
     
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  6. 1Day2Die

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    why did the little anna FALL of the swing?

    cause she had no arms

    :'D
     
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  7. Cake

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    fall*
    I win.
    Grammar nazi.
     
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  8. Col. Mittens

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    How do you kill 100 flies in one go?

    Kick an ethiopian baby to death.

    Well, it isn't really a joke but #$w3g
     
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  9. Rowan

    Rowan I've done some questionable things.
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    Why did Lucky get mad?
    Cuz he has no spoons.

     
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  10. Justice

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    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    "PUT THE TABLE BACK!"
    (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 (•_•)

    ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

    (╯°□°)╯︵(\ .o.)\

    (ಥ﹏ಥ)
     
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  11. Magnaflorias

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    I found this funny so....
    Why did the turkey cross the road?
    'cos it was the chickens day off.
     
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  12. Metalgearz

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    Why did the catholic priest coss the road?

    To rape the children on the other side
     
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    Ok if were telling jokes like that...

    how do you fit 20 Jews in a car?

    4 in the back the rest in the ash tray
     
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  14. 1Day2Die

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    We got a winner...
     
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  15. Stu

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    WARNING this joke is sick


    What's worse than 10 babies tied to a tree?
    1 baby tied to 10 trees

    How do you get 10 babies into a bucket?
    Blender

    How do you get them back out again?
    Doritos


    I also have a really horible one that someone told me based on jewish people, which i don't really wanna say...
     
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  16. Metalgearz

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    Why do german shower heads have 11 holes?

    Because jews have only 10 fingers
     
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  17. Stu

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    Meh he made one ^

    (NSFW) Sick and possibly offensive, no offence is meant with this joke...

    What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?

    A pizza doesn't scream in the oven
     
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  18. Metalgearz

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    Why did the jew get kicked out of school?

    He never paid any attention, so they sent him to concentration camp
     
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  19. 1Day2Die

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    I love how his thing turned from "yeah tell funny jokes" to "tell the most racistic and horrible joke you know refferiing jews" because of 1 joke inflatable made. Im laughing tears :'D
    i love this community <3
     
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  20. Stu

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    IceMod, derailing topics since 2012
     
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