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Discussion in 'The SP Shack' started by Golden Retriever, Mar 2, 2014.

  1. Golden Retriever

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    Hey guys, this is a new forum game I thought of, based on the game played in Jailbreak servers.:D

    If you do not know what Salty Spittoon is, it's a game where the Warden ask "How tough are you"? and the prisoner has to reply "How tough am I? [insert joke]". I always found that fun. The way this goes, is that I will ask "How tough are you?" after I make my own joke. Remember: Put your joke, then ask how tough the person below you is.

    How tough am I? I watched Old Yeller and only cried 5 years.

    How tough are you?
     
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  2. FriskyHero

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    I'm so tough, when a snake bites me, the snake dies of pain and agony after 3 seconds.

    How tough are you?
     
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  3. WingEater

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    I am so tough that even the Russians stick their heads up their bum.

    How tough are you?
     
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  4. alltec10

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    How tough am I?

    I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!...

    ...WITHOUT ANY MILK...

    Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
     
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  5. Mr.SteveTheEater

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    How tough am I?
    I'm so tough I can eat 5 peanut butter sandwiches within 1 minute of each other, and not shit liquids the next day

    How tough are you?
     
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  6. Ghost1138

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    I am so tough that I can eat 1kg of Jalapenos without noticing the effects.

    How tough are you?
     
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  7. Rowan

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    I'm so tough that my favourite part of a bowl of popcorn is...

    chewing on the kernels...


    How tough are you?!
     
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  8. TheDog

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    I'm so tough that I don't shake when I stand and a pee
     
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  9. sadogus

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    fuck off leo, lemme have my "weak"

    Im so tough that i eat apples with my DIACK!


    How weak are you?
     
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  10. Savaloy

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    I AM AS TUFF AS A SAVALOY
     
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  11. Dnxxt

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    How tough am I?

    I walked home Yesterday... By myself.

    How tough are you?
     
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  12. inflatablecube

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    im so tuff creepers dont chase me i chase the creeper
    How tough are you?
     
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  13. Col. Mittens

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    I'm so tough syringes inject me.

    How tough are you?
     
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  14. sadogus

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    Im so tough i fapped on an apple and then my sister ate it and i said i fapped on it and she then ran outside and fell over and then she squashed 4 ants and the others ran to Jylland to tell dog and then he put a nail in his brain and then his mother came out and cried to death and then the neighboorhood all screamed and ran to Russia and then the rusiians pirated Gmod bechause of that and they joined meta construct server and got banned and then they ran out to USA and UK and all countries and some of them fell down to "The Hive" and found the T virus and threw it all over the place and made everyone zombies and then they ran up again and began biting everyone turning everyone into zombies and then everyone died!

    I AM SO TOUGH
    CUM AT ME BRUH

    How weak are you?
     
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  15. Awesome Sauce

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    How tough am I?
    Once I was crushed by a car. The car broke in half and I walked away.
     
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  16. sadogus

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    Oh yeah? Well i bought a dumper from CAT and they came in with a large helicopter and i told them to drop it and then i said that they should crash and then the pilot walked out of the heli into the rotor and being made into cactus and the propellor broke while the heli and the dumper fell down and fell on my head. i just pointed a finger in the air and catched the dumper with the heli and then i grabbed it, compressed it with my BARE FISTS and then i made it into a can and then the cactus fell down and i took it and ate it RAW, then i pooped blood out that i then used to boil a steam locomotive and it ran 145 KPH (88 mph) and then i got of it and pushed it and hopped on again and it thrusted forward at a whopping 9000 KPH and then i flied to the moon and crashed into the surface, i held my breath while i was digging the core out, then i stole the core of the moon and killed a astonaut and then i threw my train back to earth and hopped on, then i sold it for 400.000$ and all that took 12 seconds. Then i went to CAT website and ordered a dumper and the core regrew!
     
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  17. WingEater

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    I am so tuff that when I play forum games, I always break my keyboard at the end of every post. It can't handle the tuffness in my words.

    So how tuff are you? (while I get myself a new keyboard)
     
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  18. Awesome Sauce

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    I once asked for a coke at a bar, then I smashed the bottle in my own face and then I took a dump on the bar stool so hard the entire restaurant exploded, then I ate a piece of wood and became a orangutan. Theen I went to the twin towers and jumped off and set off a nuke which exploded from my arse, causing mass destruction in the entire everything
     
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  19. sadogus

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    ^thats just dumb, not touch >:D^
     
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  20. Nature The Puppy Dog

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    I'm so tough that when I do push ups I don't push myself up, I push the world down!

    How tough are you?
     
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